Something about guys.

If you treat him nice,he'll say you're in love with him
If you don't,he says you're proud.
If dress nicely,he'll say you're trying to impress him
If you don't he says,you're from the "kampung".

If you argue with him,he says you're stubborn
If you keep quiet,he says you have no brain.
If you're smarter than him,he'll lose face
If he smarter than you,he is great.

If you don't love him,he'll try to possess you
If you love him,he'll try to leave you.
If you don't let him kiss you,he'll say you don't love him
If you let him kiss you,he'll say you're cheap.

If you break your promise,you cannot be trusted
If he break him promise,he is forced to do so.
If you smoke,you're a bad girl
If he smokes,he is macho.

If you tell him your problems,he says you're troublesome
If you don't,he says you don't trust him.
If you scold him,you're like a nanny to him
If he scolds you,it's because he cares for you.

If you do well in examination,he say its luck
If he does well,it's brain
If you hurt him,you're cruel
If he hurts you,you're too sensitive...

=D